7 Stock Characters to
Keep Around During
THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
by David Monette
What
seven stock characters would you keep around you in order to survive a zombie
apocalypse? Now that is an interesting question. As the author of the zombie
trilogy, In the Time of the Dead, I’ve had to answer a ton of zombie-related
questions, and I can truly say that I’ve never had such a query put to me.
Thanks,
Galleywampus scribes, for your originality!
So…
my first thought when I read both the question and then the list of examples I
was shown was: how can I pick from this massive assortment of characters? I
mean, there was everything from the Reluctant
Hero (a person who doesn't seek adventure or the opportunity to do good,
and often doubts his or her abilities to rise to heroism. However,
circumstances result in the character's becoming a true hero) to the Girl Next Door (an average girl with
wholesome conduct). Then I thought, “Wait a minute. Go through this slowly,
look at it seriously. Who out of that list would you want around you if
something like a zombie apocalypse were to occur?”
With
that in mind, I looked through the list again. And here is what I found…
1.-
The first one I would choose would be the Absent-Minded
Professor character (a scientific genius). The reason I would choose such
an individual would be because I think it’s smart to have really smart people
around me, even absent-minded ones, and even in the middle of a zombie
apocalypse, and especially when no one else can think of a way to make that
flamethrower you really, really need.
2.- Keeping that in mind, I then
thought, “Yeah, I’m going to need another smart guy around to keep a lid on the
absent-mindedness of that first guy.” So that is why my next choice was a
regular Professor, a “non-scientific
genius” person, a doctor who is pretty smart and can remember that the flame
thrower doesn’t need to be strapped to the user with a complicated array of
belts and harnesses that serve no purpose other than look impressive, and who
can also do something useful like slap a splint on my broken arm.
3.- Now, having a couple of pretty
smart guys around me is great, but I’m really going to need someone, maybe a
lot of someone’s, who can really kick butt. That leads me to my next four
selections, starting with the Action
Hero (a film hero protagonist with unrealistic resistance and fighting
capabilities). Because who can’t use a guy like that to carry the flamethrower
into battle with the zombies?
4.- That selection would be followed
closely by a Conanesque character (a
character inspired by Conan the Barbarian) and…
5.- the Super Soldier! (a soldier who operates beyond human limits or
abilities) both of whom would, you know, charge into the fight at the side or
in front of the Action Hero, doing
action hero-ey type things… wait… aren’t those the same thing? Doesn’t matter.
I choose all of them.
6.- And next, just to keep them in
line, I would choose the Elderly Martial
Arts Master who would look upon my broken arm with pity and hang back to
protect me while the two fighter types charge in with the flamethrower and
assorted blades and/or guns.
7.- Finally, I would chose the Hardboiled Detective (a gruff, tough
and streetwise detective) because he would know the best place to hole-up and
rest after we burnt through that nasty mess of zombies so that my poor arm
could heal.
What an awesome crew, huh? The only thing
to figure out would be why the heck such an impressive array of characters
would want a bloke like me around, what with my broken arm and all. Oh, yeah!
They’d need someone around to witness their antics and tell the story!
Whew.
That was fun! If you want to pick your
own 7 Stock Characters, head to this list:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_characters It’s where I got the titles and the
descriptions for mine.
Enjoy!
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